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Real Name: Kirtan-Rodd |
Also Known As: The Ostentatious Omnipotent, The Ethereal Embellisher, Chuckie Chintz |
Place Of Birth: Kvetch, Kvell Star System |
First Appearance: Justice League America Vol.1 #36 (1990) Modern Age Villain |
Known Associates: Scarlet Skier |
Group Affiliation: None |
Base Of Operations: Mobile |
Grudges: Justice League America and Starman |
Creators: Keith Giffen and J.M. DeMatteis |
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Born on the planet Kvetch in the Kvell Star System, Kirtann-Rodd was the greatest designer in the universe. Or at least, in his own mind. |
He was busy designing a temple dedicated to the Lords of Order when he unknowingly offended two of them. In those days, it was not uncommon for the Order Lords to take on corporeal form to interact with lesser beings. Two such Lords of Order, St’nn and Jakk, were secretly observing the Kvetch and decided to visit the temple. Already horrified by the sheer gaudiness of it all, Kirtann compounded his offence by arrogantly attempting to eject the disguised Lords of Order. Angered by his sheer effrontery, St’nn promptly exiled Kirtann to another universe. |
This alternate universe was “a dimension of unconnectedness, of informed madness, of swirling, garish colours and unbelievable, outrageous forms". Anyone else would have been driven mad by the sheer tastelessness and ugliness of it all. Kirtann however, with his atrocious bad taste and love for obscene tackiness, found it absolutely divine. |
He spent countless eons in this universe; enthralled with it’s beauty, until he stumbled across a crack between realities and found his home dimension once more. Observing his horribly bland dimension, he realized that the universe was in dire need of his superior aesthetics. Someone had to do something and that someone might as well be him. It was his destiny: to save the universe from its gray dullness and utter drabness and bring his refined taste to them ... even if he had to redecorate every single planet in the entire cosmos to do it! |
His long sojourn in this alternate universe had changed his being, granting him phenomenal cosmic powers and so, Kirtann-Rodd emerged as Mr. Nebula, Interplanetary Designer! He eagerly began to bestow upon the universe his gift of appalling tackiness, gaudy designs, and clashing colours of fuscia, mauve, teal, and lavender; leaving behind in his wake, entire traumatized planets and near-suicidal populaces. |
Realising that he had better things to do than search for these benighted worlds of utter drabness, Mr. Nebula hired the Scarlet Skier to serve as his Cosmic Locator to find these poor planets that desperately needed his good taste. |